It's about Phlarpin' Time

 Let it be known that this past weekend was one for the ages—a tale of honor, betrayal, bloodshed, and rebirth! The fields of Evermore bore witness to grand contests of strength and strategy, as heroes clashed in Last Man Standing, Minion, Assassin’s Creed, and Scramble—each proving their mettle in combat and cunning!

👑 A KING’S FALL & A KING’S RISE! 👑
In a most unprecedented turn of fate, King Gregor’s final act before stepping down was to declare a 10-minute recess, only to banish Magnus from Evermore! But lo! In a strange twist of allegiance, Magnus—though exiled—chose to stand guard over Chancellor North during the recess. And how was his loyalty repaid? With North’s own decree of exile upon Gregor himself! The game of crowns is ever treacherous indeed!

🩸 THE RETURN OF THE VAMPIRIC HORDE! 🩸
As the battle for the Crown loomed, Grunglehide, Demolition, and the simple-yet-monstrous Ploptop—all once slain and turned to vampires—returned to Evermore. At first, they seemed friendly, yet treachery lurked beneath their undead skins, for they soon turned upon the town! The heroes fought valiantly, slaying them once more, but questions remained: Why had they attacked? Would they return again? Meanwhile, North, Rand, and Magnus reported an even graver discovery—a massive horde of vampiric monsters lurking in the woods. Once proud warriors of Grunglehide’s tribe, their minds had rotted away, their once-great legacy now a twisted, mindless plague!

💎 TREACHERY & A CROWN FORGED IN BLACKMAIL! 💎
The battle for Evermore’s throne commenced, but Magnus, ever the schemer, had one final trick to play! A diamond meant for the noble William lay hidden—kept as ransom until Magnus secured the Crown! The heroes, reluctant yet bound by fate, had no choice but to bow before their new King Magnus! In the midst of the fray, Rand and Aragon engaged in a duel most fateful, striking each other down simultaneously—but Rand, blessed with Rebirth, rose once more!

🛡️ A WAR COUNCIL & A MYSTERIOUS DIAMOND! 🛡️
With the Crown upon Magnus’s brow, a war council was immediately called. Among the gathered was the ever-faithful William, who bore the scars of battle—an eye lost in combat with an orc! Though he had slain his foe, his wound remained, and no mortal means could restore it. Seeing this, King Magnus bestowed upon him the diamond, and in gratitude, William vowed to soon reveal its true purpose! He turned to the heroes and spoke of creating potions capable of returning the dead to life, though their magic would work only upon those blessed with heroes' blood. Yet the question lingers—could such power ever be harnessed for mere mortals?

🌙 THE NIGHTMARE OF THE WENDIGO! 🌙
With nightfall came one final test of the heroes' resolve. Trapped ‘round the campfire, suspicion ran high, for they sought to root out a Wendigo among them! But fate is ever fickle, and in their paranoia, they slew two of their own… and then turned on North, cutting him down! Only then did the charms awaken, revealing the true Wendigo menace! For several harrowing hours, they battled the nightmarish foe, fighting for their very souls until at last, the dawn rose over Evermore, marking the weekend’s thrilling conclusion!

⚔️ AND SO THE LEGEND CONTINUES…
What secrets does William’s diamond hold? Will the vampiric horde grow stronger? And how shall Evermore fare under King Magnus’s reign? Heroes, the tale is still being written—and your name may yet be etched into the annals of legend! Until next Saturday at 1pm, steel your swords, ready your spells, and prepare to write the next chapter!

For Evermore! 🏰

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